Books (archaic: bound paper volumes containing written words)

Don't listen to your school age children when they tell you books aren't cool.  Nonsense.  Books are still extremely "cool."  There are libraries full of them as proof.  Writing books is what got Mark interested in this goofy business in the first place and may well be his favorite pastime -- after watching his kids fight.  Someday, he might have enough time to finish a couple of them.

The Categories:

Novels (A Long Form of Fiction)

Kids' Books (Stories Targeted to Rugrats)

Humor/Comedy (Pure Nonsense in the Vein of Dave Barry and/or PJ O'Rourke)